Jeremy Clarkson has some sensible things (and some not) to say about being London Mayor in the Sunday Times today.
His platform is:
- get rid of all the bus lanes
- sell off all the bendy buses
- increase the congestion charge to keep out riff-raff
- extend the CC to cyclists to keep them out too
- call the police and tell them to catch some burglars
- sell the mayoral offices to a property developer
- sack the 630 staff and, after turning out the lights, sack myself.
Sounds good to me.