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Clarkson for Mayor

Jeremy Clarkson has some sensible things (and some not) to say about being London Mayor in the Sunday Times today.

His platform is:

  • get rid of all the bus lanes
  • sell off all the bendy buses
  • increase the congestion charge to keep out riff-raff
  • extend the CC to cyclists to keep them out too
  • call the police and tell them to catch some burglars
  • sell the mayoral offices to a property developer
  • sack the 630 staff and, after turning out the lights, sack myself.

Sounds good to me.